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  • res1233
    Apr 23, 01:02 AM
    You miss the point. I did not investigate the details about the number of chips. Not everyone cares. The point here is that there many people who want LTE and the there is Apple with their "single phone fits all" strategy. Here is a piece of relevant information for you from Information Week:

    "In its recently quarterly earnings report, Verizon Wireless noted that more than 500,000 customers signed up for LTE services and/or devices during its most recent quarter. Add that to the 65,000 who signed up in December, and Verizon has about 565,000 people using its next-generation wireless network. At this rate, Verizon may have more than 2 million 4G users by the end of the year.
    Of the 500,000 who signed up for 4G services this quarter, more than half (260,000) chose a 4G phone--the HTC Thunderbolt--that went on sale in mid-March. It scored a significant number of customers in its first two weeks of availability. That means between January 1 and March 15, about 240,000 people purchased other 4G devices, such as USB modems."

    As you can see 260K people bought HTC Thunderbolt since Verizon started selling them (about a month). This translates to about 3 million phones annually. Clearly the demand is there. Also, you keep forgetting that other phones have swappable batteries.

    What do you don't seem to understand is that most people would rather not have to keep swapping the battery in their phone throughout the day, nor should anyone have to. There is demand for LTE, yes, but 4 hours of battery life is not what i would call good. What good is your phone to you if the battery is dead? You may be fine with switching your battery twice a day, but i think the majority of us would rather have a phone that we know is reliable and wont die on us. Also, 3G is good enough for me for now, and I know I'm not alone. When LTE/3G hybrid chips are here, i will welcome it.





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  • NeroAZ
    Sep 29, 11:41 PM
    Here in Phoenix I have not had too many issues. i get full strength signal most of the time and almost always 3g. however there are a few places i have that and still cannot get data, luckily its not often, and usually its in the evening which is probably heavy usage times.





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  • mikeschmeee
    Apr 3, 10:17 AM
    http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5060/5583931533_b22da386c1.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/mikeschmeee/5583931533/)

    I purchased some new parts for my car :)





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  • caspersoong
    Apr 29, 03:52 AM
    Great! Can't wait for the universal iPhone.





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  • Antares
    Dec 30, 10:14 AM
    and that's the best way I can explain it without going into TMI territory.

    I think we went passed that line back on page 1.

    Agreed. At this point, dXTC, you might as well go ahead with the full details. Make this thread complete...





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  • lofight
    Jan 30, 07:08 AM
    I bought some Apple stock a few days ago. :D

    :p hopefully it will go up..





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  • spydr
    Mar 31, 05:21 PM
    Would like to see the week and month view too before I pass my final judgement though.

    Month is my most common view in my ical and sometimes, week. Seldom use day view.





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  • Jako7286
    Apr 28, 04:07 PM
    Just says -

    Depth: 0.37 inch (9.3 mm)...lies, available in white and black....

    ...oh well

    I honestly think "0.37 inch" is probably accurate enough for both white and black, as they are probably both within 0.365-0.375 inches. 0.01 inches = 0.25 mm, which is more like what it looks like the difference is in the pic to me...





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  • daneoni
    Jan 30, 03:37 PM
    Pearl

    http://st2.gsmarena.com/vv/pics/blackberry/BlackBerry-pearl-3g-9105-1.jpg





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  • Chase R
    Dec 5, 04:59 PM
    I think if there were no guns besides the law enforcements then America would be a much safer place.

    Then what would law-enforcement need guns for?

    It is literally impossible to get rid of guns here. The only thing gun-control does is take away guns from those who legitimately and responsibly own them. You think the guns that gangsters and criminals have are registered? I think not.

    /rant

    back to wishlist...

    one of these:
    http://images.apple.com/ipodshuffle/images/stack20100901.jpg

    So I can get back into morning running!





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  • maclaptop
    Apr 28, 03:34 PM
    Anyone else find these stories on market share to be completely boring?!?

    Can MacRumors setup a Page 3 section to put these on and keep the interesting rumors on the first page (new Macs, new iOS, etc)?

    -Kevin
    I agree completely. Great Idea!





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  • CalBoy
    Apr 14, 01:49 AM
    It's not really outdated in the sense that it is still the best and latest iPhone out there. But I know what you are getting at.

    Well I think I would be an unwise consumer to pay full upgrade price for old tech. If there is no iPhone in June, I might give Apple a little time to tell all of us whose contracts are up what their plan is, but I doubt I'm going to be willing to hold onto an old phone long enough to see what Apple has in store. At that point I'll give serious consideration to another platform, but I'll resist it as much as possible because I do enjoy Apple hardware. I will not, however, tolerate horrible update cycles and pay full price for them. If that's going to be Apple's game, I won't be playing.





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  • twcbc
    May 4, 05:41 PM
    Well... the iPhone will never dominate market share against Android. It simply never will. You can get Android on many devices from many manufacturers. If market share is your measure of success... Google has it.

    Despite that... Apple sold 34 million iPhones in the last 6 months... and there were plenty of rockstar Android phones someone could have bought instead. The iPhone brought Apple $12 Billion in revenue last quarter alone... is Apple really in trouble?

    And... Verizon is just one carrier out of 100 on this planet. It was inevitable that an iPhone would go to Verizon... but it's a drop in the bucket compared to the rest of the world.

    I said "iPhone dominate smartphone market". What you mentioned is iOS vs Android. They're completely different.

    If Apple did not have VZ iPhone, they will have 0 share outside GSM phone. Apple want the market share to translate into profit.

    Apple is a company who's profit comes, mostly, from selling hardware. So market share of product matters to Apple. Google, on the other side, cares more on OS market share. As long as iPhone still win the "phone market", not the OS market share, Apple will do well.





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  • olimits7
    Sep 30, 04:01 PM
    Hi,

    I'm thinking of switching from Verizon to AT&T to get the iPhone. However, I'm hearing horror stories of up to 30% dropped calls in the NY area.

    For all iPhone/AT&T users in northern NJ and NYC area, can you verify that you experience around 30% of dropped calls?? is this true??

    http://gizmodo.com/5370493/apple-genius-bar-iphones-30-call-drop-is-normal-in-new-york

    I want the iPhone, but not if it comes with such bad service!!

    Thank you,

    olimits7





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  • jettredmont
    Oct 23, 10:42 AM
    just to clear up the confusion, is this a legal or technical restriction? Can you still do this with the basic edition technically, but illegally. Or are there technical restrictions being applied?

    No one will know that until they try installing Windows on a VM.

    And, yes, the detection of a VM is simple, given a handful of VM vendors: just look for the VM "hardware" signatures they use. On activation, if any matching hardware is found, pop up a dialog stating "This license of Windows is not applicable to a virtual machine, such as <Parallels or VMWare or Virtual PC>. Activation failed. Please see www.microsoft.com/suckyoudry to enhance your license to allow activation on this virtual machine."

    That is precisely what Activation is for: detecting invalid hardware (usually, hardware on which this copy of Windows was not activated, but in thi case also VM hardware) and stopping full use of the product on it. We can't say for certain that they will do this until it happens or someone from MS breaks the code of silence regarding this issue. But they certainly have the means to do it.





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  • SFStateStudent
    Sep 30, 09:55 AM
    This is exactly the reason I'm not moving to NY anytime soon.....:p





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  • Sounds Good
    Apr 21, 06:28 PM
    i5 or i7 CPU combined with 512 GB of storage would be frickin' amazing. Throw in an anti-glare display and a backlit keyboard and I would just about roll over and die.
    If they made a Macbook Air with i5 plus 512 GB of storage and a backlit keyboard... even I might buy it! :)





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  • arn
    Apr 29, 12:15 AM
    white iphone also lighter than black iphone? :)

    http://www.iphone4society.com/buyer-guide/whitei4-1





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  • Ichneumon
    Apr 28, 04:00 PM
    First, the volume switch issue, then this. I feel sorry for case manufacturers. What a nightmare.

    Volume switch issue? Please enlighten me, I don't know what you refer to.





    rovex
    Apr 27, 01:01 PM
    Ah- we have plenty of people here in the US, just like you, who insist "fact" and "speculation" are the same things. They are not.

    I'm "insisting" that we are dealing with the obvious, So clear cut that I'd consider it reality.





    Chase R
    Dec 6, 01:19 AM
    you could not be more wrong.....

    if you take guns away from the legitimate and responsible owners, then what does that help? did you really make a difference? no....

    and all the criminals will still have there guns.

    and all the sudden they have just as much power as the law enforcement, and now they don't have to be afraid that I might have my gun when they rob me. because we don't have our guns....

    Hey! Someone that gets it!





    AppleScruff1
    Apr 23, 03:59 PM
    Hasn't Apple's success helped you think about your wallet? Companies are just now being able to price-match the iPad.

    It really has become apparent that the iPad is priced aggressively. Even if other companies are price matching it, they aren't making much of a profit on their tablets. That is a big plus for Apple.





    rnelan7
    Dec 4, 06:27 PM
    hahahah I probably have more experience with guns then most people, I own 9 guns of my own already.

    a .223 ruger mini 14 a couple .22's and a couple shotguns a .22 pistol.. and a couple others...

    I don't doubt you, but in honor of A Christmas Story I had to say it :D





    MagnusVonMagnum
    May 1, 07:42 PM
    Amazon's store doesn't bog you down with movies and games and whatnot. You go to the MP3 section and 99% of what is advertised is music, both the music you searched and others you might like.

    iTunes has gotten more irritating in that regard in recent years. You click on store half the time just wanting to do a search for a song or something you're looking for and you get this MEGA LAG due to the fact iTunes wants to load up a catalog page containing about a thousand items on it with fade-through album covers, animation, etc. to try and catch your eye to sell you stuff you don't want to buy. The problem is even with a 10mbps connection, it still loads slow (at least on my older Macs and you get that lag trying to click on the darn search box which won't respond because it's far too busy loading advertisements). That sucks IMO.

    You can get iTunes to move songs over to USB drives, etc. (select songs or lists and just drag it to the drive in the finder), but there's always been this bug if you move too many songs, it won't work (not sure where the exact number is, but I've run into it many times on an 8GB USB thumb drive for my car). Plus on Macs, OSX insists on copying the .files over with the songs which most car players choke on (so I use my Windows machine to do all this instead of my OSX server). Apple couldn't care less about either because in their eyes, you should be using an iPod...even for the car. Anything else is heresy and you deserve what you get. But they won't support Linux with iTunes because those people are crazy and probably wouldn't buy stuff anyway (free information et al).



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