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  • CJace
    Apr 27, 05:12 AM
    That is a dude not a girl.

    Hard to believe everybody just stood around and let those girls assault him like that. As far as the seizure....that looks fake as all get out. I have seen a person have a seizure and it was no way near that violent.


    If a fake seizure is what it takes to get those ****ing animals to stop attacking you, then so be it.





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  • Oklahoma State Laws middot; Funny



  • LordDixon
    Feb 12, 01:12 AM
    So we have...
    -A few porn stars
    -A Ferrari
    -A briefcase of cocaine
    -Excessive alcohol consumption
    -A $30,000 check to a porn star

    ...how is this any different than 'Two and a Half Men'?

    I love this man.
    minus the cocaine and I'm in.





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  • Retired Lone-star state law



  • MacFan782040
    May 1, 10:30 PM
    WE GOT EM! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ47eGSilPc&feature=player_embedded)





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  • A 19th century state law



  • Seo
    Nov 11, 03:39 AM
    just goes to show people still want to be able to see flash on their iphones reguardless of how bloated

    Not an accurate deduction from this app's popularity.

    See, this app is a very slick implementation of Flash on the iOS. No bloat, and everything's fast and battery efficient, because iOS sees it as HTML5. All the bloat and processing is on the Skyfire servers.

    All you can tell from Skyfire's success is that people want Flash as long as it is as good or better than HTML5.





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  • Florida, State law.



  • bloodycape
    Jul 13, 01:10 AM
    It turns out the iPod already has some tough competition in the form of the Toshiba Gigabeat S, the Creative Zen M: and V/V plus and the Samsung YP-Z5 seeing how they have so far beaten the iPod in head to head battle on cnet and that site tends to be a little bias towards the ipod specially editor James Kim.





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  • 3 Funny Laws In Maine



  • marksman
    Apr 22, 11:15 AM
    Apple doesn't compromise their overall vision and functionality for single features like all the other handset makers.

    So this is no surprise. This is why the individual iOS devices completely dominate their market segments.





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  • Five Tennessee state laws are



  • HGW
    Jul 12, 12:47 AM
    if it happens this is a typical attemp by microsoft to copy the tactics of another company, put loads of money into marketing and bring about nothing innovative. great but i know who'd id rather give my money to.

    if it doesnt play cool games, you'll know they blindly copied apple mistakes also.





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  • Bizarre State Laws



  • The Maestro
    Oct 24, 09:02 AM
    my order says

    'Allow 4 days to build your order.
    Allow 3 - 7 business days for delivery. '

    in regards to shipping times





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  • State Laws and videos.



  • digitalbiker
    Jul 12, 07:09 PM
    Apple labels iWork as a "consumer level" app. not me.

    My definition of a "Pro level" app is one that has industry maturity, is excepted as standard industry wide, has many many features which allow it to be versatile and is useful in a variety of professional industries. It probably isn't the easiest app to use because it isn't focused to just one industry.

    I would bet you that not .1% of printshops, publishers, lawyers, engineers, etc. even know what a .pages file is let alone are they working with it daily.

    Very well put. I agree with you 100%. I bought pages thinking it could replace MS Word after seeing Jobs demo at MacWorld a couple of years ago.

    When I tried to use it to build a Messier Catlog viewers guide it was the worst software experience I have ever had. It crashed constantly, it corrupted files. It was difficult to manipulate the graphics and get them where I wanted them. Text flow was clumsy. It was painfully slow.

    I have a G4 1.67 GHz, 1 GB, PB and it took 7 minutes (I timed it) to open the document. The document contained 100 tiffs and 100 jpgs in tables on only 50 pages. It would open, then it would take another 3 minutes to scroll.

    Pages V2 was better but still sucked. I could never make compatible .doc files. Most of my co-workers were on Windows machines running Office 2003 and when I would email the .doc, I would always get an email back saying that something was wrong with my file or that their virus checker said it was bad. Whatever, I had to finally abandon Pages.

    I don't even like pages for quick documents. AppleWorks is better or even BBedit, depending on the type of quick document I need.

    Even Apple doesn't advertise this product as a competitor for Word. They simple sell it as a consumer level productivity tool.





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  • Strange-but-True-Laws; Funny



  • steviem
    Oct 21, 11:15 AM
    All I really want is my fianc� visa to be able to get to really start my life... And maybe a car to go with my newly earnt driving license... Lol





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  • This Friday Funny comes from



  • nick004
    Oct 24, 09:18 AM
    I haven't read all the messages, but I'm wondering....
    How many of you that have been waiting and whining actually took the plunge this morning? I can say for a fact that I did. Just curious to see how many people are still saying, "...But, the MBP still lacks a male genitalia insert port."
    Cynical, you say? Yes, I've been on these forums long enough to see people constantly complain for the next best thing, even on new release days.

    Anyway, here's my order again (because I'm ***** excited) :D :

    MacBook Pro 15-inch Glossy Widescreen Display
    2GB 667 DDR2 SDRAM - 2x1GB
    2.33GHz Intel Core 2 Duo
    Apple USB Modem
    Backlit Keyboard/Mac OS - U.S. English
    160GB Serial ATA Drive @ 5400 rpm
    Accessory Kit
    SuperDrive 6x (DVD+R DL/DVD�RW/CD-RW)

    I'm taking the plunge as well! Who needs a life savings anyway?





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  • due to Michigan state law.



  • CorvusCamenarum
    Apr 24, 06:23 AM
    There's a followup here (http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/bs-md-mcdonalds-beating-20110423,0,3336656.story), the girl seems to be physically ok, just a little traumatised.
    The good news is that when she fully recovers and hires a lawyer, she'll own a Baltimore McDonalds.





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  • are funny as hell



  • Leondunkleyc
    Aug 15, 04:19 PM
    .





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  • motulist
    Aug 16, 06:38 AM
    Should I see if i can install this beta I got from a friend?

    Mmm hmm.

    #1) NEVER install beta software, especially not an OS, on a computer that you care about at all. It could potentially destroy your computer and destroy everything on your hard disk.

    #2) NEVER NEVER EVER run software you got from a "friend."

    #3) Talking about pirating software, which this is, is prohibited on this forum.





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  • Idaho is a funny state,



  • JLL
    Apr 1, 03:35 AM
    I thought that the inverse scrolling was a bug, but in Lion Dev Preview 2 it is still there :eek:

    It's user selectable.





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  • georgia state laws on



  • iDrinkKoolAid
    Jul 24, 04:33 PM
    I haven't read all the comments, and I'm sure fifty billion people have already said this but I cannot help but blurt that "it's about friggin' time!!!" :)

    I own both the Mighty Mouse and the Apple Bluetooth mouse. When I use the Bluetooth mouse, I am constantly looking for some kind of scrolling mechanism and right-click functionality.

    Rant done, I would gladly ebay my Bluetooth mouse for this Mighty Bluetooth version. Hope it comes out sooner than later.





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  • US federal/state law. flag



  • ptysell
    Apr 29, 03:58 PM
    LOL

    Apple plays by the rules and gets screwed on their music contracts.
    Amazon says screw the music labels and gets a better price.

    I love how people make the argument that the labels hate Apple because of its "control". I hate to break it to ya but Amazon gives them the middle finger time and time again.





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  • Mother-in-Law. funny pictures



  • kainjow
    Nov 3, 11:40 AM
    Parallels just posted an update on their blog about USB 2 and 3D graphics:

    Can you give us an update on USB 2.0 and 3D graphics?

    We're still working on both and are still planning on including these in our next version of Parallels Worktation and Parallels Desktop. Beta launch for these products are still slated for around the turn of the year.

    w00t for competition :D





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  • funny laws in the united



  • zapp
    Jul 28, 08:22 AM
    $9,500,000,000 - that's just sitting around in cash with no long term debt. I think Apple's got plenty of "stamina"...


    31,100,000,000 is alot of stamina too, I remember when m$oft got in the gaming console business there was a lot of this talk, now look at them, they sell the thing for a loss. Now imagine if they did that for the zune, a 60gb video capable for $150.00. Something to think about.........





    dextertangocci
    Jul 25, 08:24 AM
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

    I JUST bought an Apple BT mouse!!!!:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :( :rolleyes:

    Now I can't sell it anymore for a good price:(

    AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!





    ezekielrage_99
    May 3, 08:22 AM
    And yet prices in the Australian Apple Store are still 25% higher than the USA Store. How rude, Apple.

    Top end 27" iMac = US$1999, or in the Australian Store, AUD$2299 which at the current exchange rate is about US$2500. Why should we pay more, Apple? If anything, we're closer to China so should pay less on shipping!

    Whilst it's slightly better than yesterdays prices, I'm still seriously not happy.
    I'd buy one if we got the USA prices.

    I agree completely, but we are really paying more than 25%... Consider the AUD is 10% above the USD the Aussie store should be no more than 5% difference compared to the US store.

    No mean to troll, but at least HP and Dell if you mention the cost of the USD they'll tend to match it as close as they can. I got a MX14 for the same price as the US store, $1200 Aussie compared to the $2299 on the Australian Alienware site. Still the minus being no Mac OSX, though it does have Redhat :o





    sethypoo
    Oct 19, 10:53 AM
    Expect it to take a dump tomorrow morning.

    "Dump" huh? Methinks you don't trade stocks much. It's up over 6% now. Analysts = a dime a dozen.:rolleyes:





    -SD-
    Nov 11, 06:57 AM
    B&O Beosound 8 (http://www.bang-olufsen.com/beosound8)

    http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2010/11/10x11109b243bandog.jpg

    This would go really well in the dining room.

    :apple:





    lgutie20
    May 4, 09:03 AM
    It really doesn't make sense to me that Apple is changing the time frame of when the iPhone 5 will be released!

    If anything they might release the product in September but they HAVE to announce it at WWDC just for a simple little reason: THE IPHONE IS APPLE'S BIGGEST SELLING PRODUCT AND WWDC IS APPLE'S LARGEST EVENT!

    How would they not announce it then?



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