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Sunday, May 22, 2011

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  • DeathChill
    Apr 23, 12:04 PM
    But you're dealing with Apple customers, they sacrifice themselves for the good of the company.

    Yes, Apple tricks everyone into loving them. That's what is happening; it couldn't be their focus on creating products that people love. Nope.





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  • nonameowns
    Apr 22, 08:06 PM
    that would be a cool phone to hold. :cool:





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  • dr_lha
    Oct 18, 04:31 PM
    Nice bump in the stock...AAPL up 5.5% in after hours trading.
    Expect it to take a dump tomorrow morning.





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  • pmz
    May 4, 09:12 AM
    It really doesn't make sense to me that Apple is changing the time frame of when the iPhone 5 will be released!

    If anything they might release the product in September but they HAVE to announce it at WWDC just for a simple little reason: THE IPHONE IS APPLE'S BIGGEST SELLING PRODUCT AND WWDC IS APPLE'S LARGEST EVENT!

    How would they not announce it then?

    The sheer logic in this post makes me smile. There is no reason in the world for Apple NOT to introduce the new iPhone at WWDC...except for the possibility that they are disastrously behind in development. Which would be simply embarrassing.

    But no, they can't announce it in June and release in September. This isn't software, this is a hardware refresh. Availability follows announcement by 2-3 weeks tops. Otherwise, you won't hear about it.





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  • MrNomNoms
    Apr 15, 04:58 PM
    The "view" buttons in finder changed back to the old style.

    I always found the 'slider' buttons really out of place and difficult to get my head around - they always seemed to be out of place when it came to how one navigated the UI. The kind of 'slider' approach seemed to be more appropriate for a touch screen approach than if you were using a mouse or touchpad considering that you'll need 'click and movement' occurring at the same time which is difficult using the existing hardware (holding down the pad button then moving ones finger at the same time).

    OK, here is a historic example:
    "Apple missed Leopard's release time frame as originally announced by Apple�s CEO Steve Jobs. When first discussed in June Jobs had stated that Apple intended to release Leopard at the end of 2006 or early 2007. A year later, this was amended to Spring 2007; however on 12 April Apple issued a statement that its release would be delayed until October 2007 because of the development of the iPhone."
    (from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mac_OS_X_Leopard)

    I do not believe that Adobe, Microsoft and other big companies need just a few months to make their apps Lion-compatible. Will Apple release Lion, if major companies do not support it? Unlikely. Q1 2012 is more likely.

    I highly doubt it given that the changes made in Leopard were a lot more substantial when compared to Snow Leopard and Lion. If you look through the WWDC sessions for that year there were many lower level parts that were completely removed and replaced, file notification API's (of which there were many) being replaced with a �ber one to rule them all, changes in the kernel for UNIX compatibility etc. Even if Apple didn't re-allocate some developers to iOS it is doubtful they could have pulled off an early Leopard release given what they had decided to change in the underlying operating system.

    Regarding the re-allocation of resources to iOS, to be fair iOS needed a heck of a lot of TLC given how far behind other smart phone operating systems it was at the time. Fast forward to today and you'll see that there isn't the same level of urgency given that both iOS and Mac OS X are pretty mature. Where as 2-3 years ago there was a massive laundry list of features that were missing from iOS it has pretty much developed into a list of 'it would be nice to have' rather than 'really need this or the platform will fail'. For Mac OS X it is the final stretch of Cocoa-ilsation which is the completing of the last remaining frameworks developers have been waiting for (AV Foundation pretty much replaces QuickTime Framework) with Apple upgrading their own applications so their middleware is end to end Cocoa based.





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  • tjmrpm04
    Jun 6, 07:36 AM
    $1000 worth of a beating he'd get if i were his parent. Luckily for kids, i hate them and would never have one. Ever.

    Going out on a limb here, but I am guessing this is not going to be an issue. Now go upstairs because your mom just finished cooking the brisket.





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  • XnavxeMiyyep
    Dec 1, 09:35 PM
    F-Secure sells security software for getting rid of adware.
    F-Secure claims to have found adware for Mac without providing evidence.

    COINCIDENCE!?

    I think not!





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  • tekjunke
    Jan 30, 06:59 PM
    Tickets, to see:

    http://collider.com/wp-content/uploads/the_mechanic_movie_poster_01.jpg

    All I can say is wow, just wow. No wonder it has a 48% rating on Rotten Tomatoes.

    My sentiments exactly! if it weren't for laughing at the ridiculously impossible stunts... I would have fallen asleep





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  • Sodner
    Apr 14, 12:26 PM
    wait i'm confused is this for iphone or iPad or both? :confused:

    Both.





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  • Andrew K.
    Nov 16, 09:55 AM
    What are you guys doing to your clothing?

    I have shirts in my wardrobe that are 4+ years old! How are you washing/wearing your clothes that they wear out in 2 years?

    What kind of clothes are you buying?:confused:





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  • kalsta
    Apr 14, 10:25 AM
    Guys, which one should I get?

    I've been trying to score an iPad2 and now here comes the new ix.Mac.MarketingName, which sounds awesome! So between this and iPad2, ATV2, Air, MBP, iPhone, Mac Pro, Nano and iMac, what should I get?

    Mostly I would use this for web surfing and light photo editing, but it also needs to dry laundry and serve as daily transportation for my 8 mile commute. But, I'm worried the new ix.Mac.MarketingName requires Z-rated tires, which are quite expensive. I'm also curious whether, with the right apps, the ix.Mac.MarketingName can serve as a prophylactic or if it's better to have a dedicated device for that.

    Thanks for the laugh Cheerwino! You had me in stitches. :)





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  • Vizin
    Apr 22, 01:39 PM
    Not a huge surprise, sadly. Can we at least get HSPA+?





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  • bobdude5
    Mar 17, 07:27 AM
    Already about 10 people at spectrum..looks a person slept overnight..brought a full on bed





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  • -aggie-
    Apr 26, 06:18 AM
    Does that mean you'll make me a sammich? After hurting my feelings and all? :)

    Anyone that brings up sandwiches, when the topic was lap dances gets my vote. Eldiajoeblow.

    :D





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  • neko girl
    May 1, 11:08 PM
    my fear is the democrats will try to use this a political gain and that is so very wrong both to the military and for this good event.

    It turns a great event into worthless BS. It was just luck of the draw that a Dem was in power when this happen and it was only a matter of time. I already am watching some people try to turn it into political gain and it makes me sick.
    I'll take this over the worthless birther trash the opposition has been spewing.





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  • gkhaldi
    Oct 23, 12:31 PM
    I've got a question for you guys. Any of you Mac users that also run Windows on a box somewhere:

    Are any of you really going to upgrade to Vista when it comes out? or are you going to wait at least a year?

    I refuse to spend another dime @ Micro$oft.





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  • tripjammer
    Apr 22, 04:24 PM
    I think it looks tight...but we will have to wait and see...We all know it is gonna be lighter, slimmer and faster....





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  • D4F
    Apr 28, 04:56 PM
    It's ok that Macs are overpriced big time, no problem that they come with not so up to date hardware yet people bitch that they are 'screwed' cause they will need a new... bumper case....

    Hahaha. I just can't stop laughing.





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  • duck33
    Apr 14, 01:29 PM
    Can anyone else confirm this? How about on iPad?


    I can confirm this. I have had the Mulititasking Gestures on my iPad(1) and I'm running 4.3.





    AppleInLVX
    Apr 26, 12:08 PM
    Apple charging for a service that should be free with the hardware? Inconceivable!

    I'll stick with my local storage, thanks. If you want to do me a favour, Steve, give me my calendar, contacts and email for nothing. Or don't. Google does, and I've been quite content so far.





    SciFrog
    Oct 24, 07:44 PM
    We are wrapping our best week ever, PPD is now 175k and our outlook is better.

    Yet we only have two people using bigadv units... We can do much better :cool:





    jasvncnt
    Apr 15, 10:08 AM
    What we are a lot more interested in here is this rumored sighting of a lady in the wild!
    Tells us more about her. :D

    Dude..seriously..ROFL! Thats got to be the funniest thing i have read in the forums. Classic. Priceless





    spacepower7
    May 3, 12:22 AM
    Ok a couple of things

    Assume Apple and Amazon have the same deals with the record labels which is most likely the case.

    Let's rough estimate that for every $0.99 song sold by Apple or Amazon then 69 cents go to the label. Therefore Amazon does not lose money on the sale but maybe a tiny fraction of a cent on infrastructure and credit card processing.

    If Amazon sold the songs for $0.68 then that would be considered "dumping" by the FTC and WTO, and that is an illegal action, especially if it was intended to gain market share.

    Competition is good - and then results benefit the consumer.
    If Amazon has an incredible increase of market share by selling low, they either have to raise prices eventually or renege their contracts with the labels making music downloads cheaper. If they are successful at lowering prices then Apple will do the same, and we all benefit. ;)





    parapup
    Nov 10, 03:21 PM
    I wonder what battery life will be like.

    Also, how many people downloaded it just so they could watch porn?

    No smart person will watch porn with a browser which does server side decoding of the videos ;)



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